Dirty, minging old twats

Waiting to take me bus over this aft, as all the punters got off, a strong smell of, (there's no other word I can think of to do it justice, so bear with me), shit wafted by. I looked at the male giving off the aroma and noticed a wet patch down the back of his jeans as he casually wandered off.

I got on the bus, managed not to throw up, (no mean feat I can tell you), got off and refused point blank to drive it. When the Duty Manager asked why, I couldn't help it, it just came out; "because some dirty minging bastard shat himself and it smells so bad I nearly threw up!"

He went and had a sniff, agreed and got the company minger to drive it down to the depot.

The point of this being, how can this twat not have known he'd shit himself, or, he was going to. Why didn't he get off when / just before he did.

Pissed me off for the rest of the day.

Dirty bastard! Need shooting the dirty fucker

Blakeyhammer wrote:Waiting to take me bus over this aft, as all the punters got off, a strong smell of, (there's no other word I can think of to do it justice, so bear with me), shit wafted by. I looked at the male giving off the aroma and noticed a wet patch down the back of his jeans as he casually wandered off.

I got on the bus, managed not to throw up, (no mean feat I can tell you), got off and refused point blank to drive it. When the Duty Manager asked why, I couldn't help it, it just came out; "because some dirty minging bastard shat himself and it smells so bad I nearly threw up!"

He went and had a sniff, agreed and got the company minger to drive it down to the depot.

The point of this being, how can this twat not have known he'd shit himself, or, he was going to. Why didn't he get off when / just before he did.

Pissed me off for the rest of the day.

Perhaps he was pissed or someone who's not quite the full shilling. I agree though, it's not a nice thing to have to put up with and good on you for booking the bus off.