Twat of a cyclist

Going round a bend on the oneway system in Ipswich today when a bloody cyclist comes out of nowhere; racing towards me and going the wrong way. I had to brake to avoid him and it made the bloody drive green go amber. Poxy, bloody cycling moron!!!

Should have run him over! One less Magnawanker type

There are some real grade one arsehole cyclists in Ipswich. They just haven't got an ounce of road sense. Nearly had two that have some flying down a hill and straight out onto the roundabout without looking first. I'd looked and seen that nothing was coming from either straight on or from my righ, started to go and this cyclist came zooming at full tilt straight across the front of my bus. It was lucky for him it was a bus that he encountered and not some nippy car!

Daisy Dart wrote:There are some real grade one arsehole cyclists. They just haven't got an ounce of road sense. Nearly had two that have some flying down a hill and straight out onto the roundabout without looking first. I'd looked and seen that nothing was coming from either straight on or from my left, started to go and this cyclist came zooming at full tilt straight across the front of my bus. It was lucky for him it was a bus that he encountered and not some nippy car!

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Blakeyhammer wrote:

Daisy Dart wrote:There are some real grade one arsehole cyclists. They just haven't got an ounce of road sense. Nearly had two that have some flying down a hill and straight out onto the roundabout without looking first. I'd looked and seen that nothing was coming from either straight on or from my left, started to go and this cyclist came zooming at full tilt straight across the front of my bus. It was lucky for him it was a bus that he encountered and not some nippy car!

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LOL!

I take it you have heard of magnafruitbatwankertwat?

Was going down a dual carriageway the other week - 70mph limit, no cyclists allowed... about five or six of the cunts are cycling down the hard shoulder as i'm going around a bend at about 62-63mph in my lovely little dart.

As i'm going off the dual carriageway it for some reason didn't occur to me that they would be that stupid to cycle blindly across the exit road and they do - not even looking what's coming behind them..

I have to slam all on, I can't swerve left because i'll A) go into one of the cars B) hit one of them - I can't swerve back on or i'll hit something - or I can go straight on into a tree. As i'm rapidly approaching with the horn blaring one of them gives me the finger shotuing "bus driving c*nt, FUCKING WANKER!"

Had no choice but to carry on and missed one of them by about two feet - with the rest of them shouting abuse from above as i'm going down the exit road. No doubt they carried on and cycled straight across the on sliproad- unfortunately I didn't hear of any cyclist deaths that day!

One can only hope that the next time they do it the gene pool will be saved from their inferior genetic idiocy!!!!

Did someone mention cyclists Thought i`d upload a bit of footage for you to enjoy.

Hyde Park Corner?

Name that Tune anyone? And what game is it from?

Bristol LH wrote:Hyde Park Corner?

From Woodhouse Ln to Hyde Park Corner yes

Bristol LH wrote:Name that Tune anyone? And what game is it from?

If people grew up playing games in arcades in the 80s then they should know the game and the tune.

K1YRL wrote:

Bristol LH wrote:Name that Tune anyone? And what game is it from?

If people grew up playing games in arcades in the 80s then they should know the game and the tune.

Outrun....oh for the days of the old spectrum 48k again

I have all three tunes from Outrun as Mp3's....Tee Hee !

K1YRL wrote:

Bristol LH wrote:Hyde Park Corner?

From Woodhouse Ln to Hyde Park Corner yes

I used to drive back into town that way on my school run from Ireland Wood.

Just watching that video makes me frustrated, I hate cyclists arrrrgh!