Things drivers discuss with their colleagues!

Recently a driver walked into the canteen and proceeded to tell everyone within earshot that he'd just brought a large pink, rapid rabbit vibrator as a present for his wife from the local Anne Summers store. Maybe it's just me but somehow I don't think that's really the sort of thing you should really tell your work colleagues, especially pervy minded bus drivers. Mind you my initial thoughts were, is his wedding tackle not up to the job any more, thus requiring a substitute?!