The miracle of Toilet Paper!

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
This take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
He's still alive, he may even walk again but will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

ROFL

HA! You wouldn't happen to be married to my husband would you by any chance? It's just the sort of thing my stupid old fool of a hubby would come out with!

When he's not getting seriously stressy & angry while driving buses he has actually got a very good sense of humour & we're always playing each other up!

He calls me 'shingles' because I get under his skin & I call him 'piles' because he's a pain in the arse!