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The miracle of Toilet Paper!

Post  Daisy Dart on Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:53 am

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
This take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
He's still alive, he may even walk again but will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.





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Post  Pukerlicious on Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:57 am

ROFL
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Post  K1YRL on Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:29 am


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HA HA HA!

Post  Relaxer on Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:31 pm

jocolor HA! You wouldn't happen to be married to my husband would you by any chance? It's just the sort of thing my stupid old fool of a hubby would come out with! scratch

When he's not getting seriously stressy & angry while driving buses he has actually got a very good sense of humour & we're always playing each other up!

He calls me 'shingles' because I get under his skin & I call him 'piles' because he's a pain in the arse! bounce

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