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Post  Daisy Dart on Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:29 pm

It seems that Ipswich is full of nutters, and some have some rather amusing habits. Like the one that gets on and shouts "Hello, how are you darling?" when he gets on the bus. And it doesn't matter if the driver is male or female, he calls them all darling or sweety!!!
There is also another nutter who sits near the back of the bus and natters to himself for the whole journey. At first I thought he was on a mobile phone, but the I realised he wasn't. He was just talking random nonsense too!!

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Post  Blakeyhammer on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:56 pm

We have a regular from Moortown into Leeds. He has an invisible friend.

He sits down in the buggy bay and has a full on, one sided, conversation with his friend. Some of us even give his friend an ENCTs ticket.
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Post  Daisy Dart on Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:22 am

There is another nutter who goes around declaring to everyone that he has a free bus pass. He usually tries to collar bus drivers who are hanging about or waiting to take on their buses to tell them that he has a free bus pass!!

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Post  Bristol LH on Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:42 am

Needs the pass taking off him!

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Post  Daisy Dart on Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:50 pm

Bristol LH wrote:Needs the pass taking off him!

Don't know why they gave him one, he is just aimlessly riding around on buses with it and wasting council tax payers money!!

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Post  Bristol LH on Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:03 pm

Yup! Time they means tested these cards, or axed them altogether

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Post  Daisy Dart on Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:28 pm

Daisy Dart wrote:There is another nutter who goes around declaring to everyone that he has a free bus pass. He usually tries to collar bus drivers who are hanging about or waiting to take on their buses to tell them that he has a free bus pass!!

I had this bloody prat on my bus the other day. As I'm driving along he comes up behind me and shouts at the top of his voice that he has a bus pass. The bastard made me jump and I nearly lost control of the bus. I scolded him for doing that, he asked why he shouldn't. So I explained that you must not distract the driver whilst the vehicle is in motion for safety reasons. At least he apologised.

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Re: Funniest Nutters!

Post  Paladin on Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:44 pm

We have a fat sweaty bloke with tons of hair and a beard who pours himself onto C1's and proceeds to stink the bus out along with taking up an entire row of seats.... Evil or Very Mad

Then there is the weird elderly man who wears a vest, shorts and sandals (even in the snow earlier this year!) who frequents the C2 and randomly swears loudly every time the bus hits a pothole, or someone rings the bell.


Then we have the silly woman who hangs around the bus station now and then and pesters drivers. She'll ask them things like "Does the 11 go to Sawtry?" and when the answer is no she'll reply with "Oh, does it go to Radwinter?" or some other random place!!
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Post  Daisy Dart on Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:30 am

I had a nutter on my bus today that kept shouting "Bus has got a puncture!" Well actually he was saying "The bus has got a Puncha!"

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